What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."