What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.