What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.