What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...