What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Tyrone Jokes More Tyrone Jokes

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"