What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.