Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Black Mother Jokes More Black Mother Jokes

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names