What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !