Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

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Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!