What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

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What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !