What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

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Numchucks.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.