What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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A landmine.

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A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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I love you a ton!"

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They come out at night!

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

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Because of all the cheetahs

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Too many cheetahs!

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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Russell

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)