Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What do you call a french racist?

A beget!

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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What do you call a drunken Muslim?

A: Mohammered.

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What do you call a cappuccino from Dunkin Donuts?

A crappucino.