Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.