tape velcro to the ceiling.
He has a big E on his pajamas.
All the coats are on the bed!
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Candy cow jump over the moon !
Raisin bran
To shoot a black kid.