How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.