How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike