Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.