What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.