Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.