Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!