What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.