What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.