What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns