What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun