What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...