Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.