Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!