Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!