What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.