Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.