Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.