Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
They though it was Riel funny!
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
