What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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What thinks the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.