What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.