What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.