Around Thevenin the morning
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Morning wood.
It set !
They are both unlike radicals.
zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.