What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!