What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.