Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

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What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...?

shouldn't it be "Coldth"

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What's the difference between Jesus &amp a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.