Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

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What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.