What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.