What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!