What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu