What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.