What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.