Who drowns?

The boat.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.