Who drowns?

The boat.

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Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.