Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Pharaoh Jokes More Pharaoh Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys