Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Pharaoh Jokes More Pharaoh Jokes

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.