What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!