What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

What do you call a lost legion?

A Roman army