What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD