What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.