What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

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Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

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Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!