What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

How about her mom?

Has she said anything

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

What's a woman's favorite monkey?

Macaque.