Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled