Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Locksmith Jokes More Locksmith Jokes

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.