What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?