What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.