One person.
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
They're both only three fifths of a person
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
One less drunk.
