What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous