What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.