What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Bite me.

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The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.