What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

Pokemon Trainer Jokes More Pokemon Trainer Jokes

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.