What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What's Canada's intelligence agency called?

The C.I. Eh

What's Canada's favorite board game?

Sorry

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada