What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do you call rich Mexicans?

The Juan percent.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

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What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

What's the most prominent religion in Canada?

Jemima's Witnesses.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.