Because they stick
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
A stick.
They look kinda shady to me
A tree feller.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
It started its own branch
Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
He got too attached to his work.