What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!