What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

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What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

at the

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste