What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Russian Woman Jokes More Russian Woman Jokes

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.