What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.