What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

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What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.