What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC