What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK