What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.